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I've started my new column reviewing series fantasy novels at Black Gate. At some point, a pipeline of review copies will open up from the publishing world, by way of Black Gate's office, to my mailbox, and I'll be reviewing first volumes in new series, with a particular interest in debut novels. It didn't make sense to wait, though, so I've jumped in with a review of the latest installment in one of my favorite long-running series, James Enge's novels of Morlock the Maker. Wrath-Bearing Tree is the second volume in a trilogy that tells Morlock's origin story, A Tournament of Shadows.

This seems like a good time to jubilate publicly again that the Trafficking in Magic, Magicking in Traffic anthology will contain a never-before-published James Enge short story. Not that I know when the anthology will come out, but when it does, you guys are all in for a treat.

(Can I just say how much I wish the word series had a plural form? Nitpickers may assert that the word is already plural and has no singular form, but I point to the word people and say that if we can talk about the peoples of the world, we ought to be able to talk about the serieses of novels. I won't. I'll wait patiently for the language to catch up to the world it describes. I'll just kvetch about it quietly from time to time.)

(Oh, and now that I look at the word fangirl, my brain wants to split it incorrectly into fang + irl. Probably my less geeky relatives don't know to split the word as fan + girl. I wonder what fang-irling would consist of? Nothing I've come up with so far serves as an adequate punchline, which is why I'm not a comedy screenwriter. Maybe you've got a hilarious definition to put in comments?)

Date: 2013-09-21 05:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laradionne.livejournal.com
Hmmm.... my brain thinks a fangirling is a very young vampire, but that's a noun, not a verb. Perhaps fangirling is twirling ones tongue about ones fangs... Ok, I need to shake this insomnia and try to sleep before these ideas get any worse.

Date: 2013-09-21 05:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aberdeen.livejournal.com
Well, the noun form is easy:
Fang-In-Real-Life.

Not sure what that means when it becomes a verb, though.

Date: 2013-09-21 07:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] showingup.livejournal.com
You know when a villain twirls his moustaches (a plural word for just one thing! the world has gone mad!)? Fangirling is when vampires are giving off blatant villain vibes.

Date: 2013-09-21 10:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] csecooney.livejournal.com
In which I quietly confess that the only time I've used "fangirl" as a verb, I was using it with James Enge as my Direct Object.

Date: 2013-09-26 03:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dr-pretentious.livejournal.com
It would be used by vampires who play vampire-themed games on Facebook, to distinguish the people they've bitten virtually from the ones they've bitten actually.

Date: 2013-09-26 03:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dr-pretentious.livejournal.com
Perhaps a fangirling is a very small vampiric potato.

Date: 2013-09-26 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dr-pretentious.livejournal.com
Or a fancy small gourmet potato, as described by a chef with a southern accent.

Date: 2013-09-26 03:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dr-pretentious.livejournal.com
(a plural word for just one thing! the world has gone mad!)
If you haven't seen George Carlin's routine about weird singulars and plurals, go seek it out on YouTube. It's way funnier when he observes that we talk about a pair of underpants but just one bra.

Date: 2013-09-26 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dr-pretentious.livejournal.com
My brain is now trying to remember Latin suffixes--because as Enge observes, Everything Is Better With Latin--to figure out how to decline Enge, so I can put his last name in the accusative case and it can be a proper direct object. Too much caffeine today.

Date: 2013-09-26 11:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] csecooney.livejournal.com
Gracious. I don't even know my cases in English. But James KNOWS ALL.

Too much caffeine? OR NOT ENOUGH?

Date: 2013-09-26 01:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laradionne.livejournal.com
I think this option is the most likely, but perhaps the above option is what happens when a very small fancy potato is bitten by Bunnicula?
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