Going to Iron Springs

The Iron Springs Writers' Retreat sounds, when you think about it, as if it ought to be all steampunk all the time. But no, it's not for writing that features iron springs, it's at the rustic Iron Springs Resort. But now that I have the image of giant iron springs (of the BOING! variety, not the much more probable BLUPBLUPBLUP variety) stuck in my head, I'm picturing a writing retreat where everyone gets around by pogo stick. Remember to pack extra binder clips for your manuscripts.