Dinner Conversation At Our House, Honest And Truly

GARETH:
Sing twinkle twinkle quack quack quack!

ME:
Twinkle quack? I don't know that version.

GARETH:
Daddy to sing it!

DAN:
Twinkle twinkle quack quack quack
All the ducks are painted black
Even mallards, which are green
With an iridescent sheen
Twinkle twinkle quack quack quack
All the ducks are painted black

ME:
Nice! Did you come up with that one just today?

DAN:
No, it's the password of an ancient brotherhood long thought extinct that's been quietly gathering power for a thousand years.

ME:
The Rolling Stones?