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Mine involves a drunken marine and a site in rural Mexico, an hour into the desert down an unpaved road. Marine making persistent unwanted advances upon a genteel young woman who seemed unequipped to repel his forceful advances. The group joined averted crisis that night but at the cost of listening to his odd hour-long monologue about his cunnilingus proficiency and preferences. The next night to avert a repeat performance, the young woman in question and a friend spiked the marine's multiple drinks with sedatives. Ten times. He was still the last one standing (and talking) long past when the rest of us had retired to our tents. Medically, he was a testament to the physical fitness and biochemical endurance of our armed forces.