What Could Possibly Go Wrong At A Festival?

[dr_pretentious]

Okay, festival-going folks, I need to collect potential incidents for the Sebastian novella. What are the weirdest, most high-stakes, most improbable, most hilarious and/or most dangerous things you’ve seen happen at a festival? What interesting disasters have you seen averted, or had a hand in averting? Please don’t use names or identifying details, because I don’t want to be party to accidentally upsetting, embarrassing, or libeling anyone. I just need some ingredients to zizz together in the Cuisinart of my fictioneering brain so I can make some story pesto. If in doubt, please respond privately.

Comments

[dr-pretentious.livejournal.com]

Medically, he was a testament to the physical fitness and biochemical endurance of our armed forces.

To say nothing of his...

For just a moment, I tried to come up with a punchline about cunnilingus being somehow beneficial to our national defense, but the persistent unwanted advances part of the story makes that impossible.

[amushink.livejournal.com]

We couldn't expel him because there was no way out and couldn't/wouldn't call the cops because he was a boozy git but hadn't crossed physical lines. Also in Mexico, less interaction with police is better.