Stanley Fish is really delightful in that poem. It definitely needs to get read on the 25th. "Ode to My Truck" might not win you the Cheese Crown, but it's certainly in the right spirit. I don't remember "That Guy Before Me Was an Asshole," but I do remember your Thanksgiving haiku. In fact, I recite it to my poor, long-suffering in-laws every Thanksgiving. It never ceases to amuse me.