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Dan did all the physical heavy lifting for our hurricane preparations and post-storm clean-up. Naturally, the remedy and reward for such exertions is to read more chapters of George R. R. Martin's latest installment of A Song of Ice and Fire.

One night, when Dan was stumbling tired from hauling lawn furniture and helping neighbors, the novel kept him up until he was actually slurring his words. Including the author's name.

"Wait a minute," I said. "You just called him Jar Jar Martin."

"I didn't."

"You totally did. Meesa fight for Winterfell!"

The clash of images made us reel for a moment. And then we started with various catchphrases from Westeros rendered in Jar Jar's awful pidgin.

I will spare you the Oath of the Night's Watch in Gungan.

Date: 2011-09-01 02:25 pm (UTC)

Date: 2011-09-01 08:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dqg-neal.livejournal.com
Really, the whole Oath in Gungan? That would be interesting in a roadkill sort of way. *grin*

Date: 2011-09-02 02:09 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] annathepiper
Oh god. XD You cruel, cruel woman, you!

Date: 2011-09-02 02:13 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] citabria
I love my friends! :)

*glare*

Date: 2011-09-02 03:30 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] cthulhia
and you could probably rewrite it all in Gungan while we wait for the next book.

GRR Martin is SO my bitch, dammit.

"Yay, I finished _Dance with Dragons_! ... aw... crap..."

Date: 2011-09-03 12:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puckmls.livejournal.com
Oh, that is wonderful. I love it when two things that have no relation to each other collide and produce unholy, delightful spawn. >:-)

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