Caption The Best Luge Photo Ever

[dr_pretentious]

This photo is plenty weird already, but it seems to call for an even weirder destiny. Captions, anyone?

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[jeneralist.livejournal.com]

"Thank you, Captain Oompah!

[dr-pretentious.livejournal.com]

Gareth's current super alter ego is the Gumbo Supervillain. The Gumbo Supervillain goes into action whenever I cook gumbo, because that's the special dish that Gareth and I cook together once a week. He loves to cook it, but won't eat it. Still in the white foods stage. He helps me trim the okra with the kitchen scissors, and then he takes the stems and dubious bits and whatever other byproducts and subproducts emerge from my cooking, and he throws them together to make...yucky gumbo! Bwahahahaha! ::thunderclap::

If there can be a Gumbo Supervillain, why not a Captain Oompah? And now I want to see the Marvel comic where they do battle. A couple of shots of Tabasco will fix your blandness, Captain Oompah! Take that!

[showingup.livejournal.com]

Your range of children's books is practically writing itself!