For All The People Who Have Asked Me Whether I'm Flogging My Book Or Pimping It

So here Dan and I are in the living room with Keith Olberman on the television. Dan's doing his stretches, I'm checking email, and Olberman is making wisecracks about Larry Flynt's claims that he's going to demand a Congressional bailout for the porn industry.

KEITH:
Billions for the banking industry, but not one red cent for Jenna Jameson?

DAN:
He just assumes everybody knows who Jenna Jameson is. Are we the only people in America who don't watch porn movies?

ME:
She wrote a book, you know.

DAN:
Yeah, I heard it getting flogged on NPR. That's how I know who she is.

ME:
::laughs uncontrollably::

DAN:
I heard the book getting flogged. The book! Jeez.