What Could Possibly Go Wrong At A Festival?

[dr_pretentious]

Okay, festival-going folks, I need to collect potential incidents for the Sebastian novella. What are the weirdest, most high-stakes, most improbable, most hilarious and/or most dangerous things you’ve seen happen at a festival? What interesting disasters have you seen averted, or had a hand in averting? Please don’t use names or identifying details, because I don’t want to be party to accidentally upsetting, embarrassing, or libeling anyone. I just need some ingredients to zizz together in the Cuisinart of my fictioneering brain so I can make some story pesto. If in doubt, please respond privately.

Comments

[evilbunny.livejournal.com]

Honey dipper truck drove off the road and got stuck upon first encounter with nekkid pagan women. That was fun.

There's a great story about "wolf boy" one year at Heartland. Dude was convinced he was a wolf, and was yapping and snapping. Medic/Security guard held a hot dog over dude's head and lead him away from the populated area until he calmed down.

[dr-pretentious.livejournal.com]

The porta-potty truck story is a classic. So's the one about the workman who came to do emergency roof repairs on a cabin before a rainstorm hit, except that he saw shirtless women and was so distracted he walked right off the edge of the roof.