What Could Possibly Go Wrong At A Festival?

[dr_pretentious]

Okay, festival-going folks, I need to collect potential incidents for the Sebastian novella. What are the weirdest, most high-stakes, most improbable, most hilarious and/or most dangerous things you’ve seen happen at a festival? What interesting disasters have you seen averted, or had a hand in averting? Please don’t use names or identifying details, because I don’t want to be party to accidentally upsetting, embarrassing, or libeling anyone. I just need some ingredients to zizz together in the Cuisinart of my fictioneering brain so I can make some story pesto. If in doubt, please respond privately.

Comments

[thunderpigeon.livejournal.com]

Wow, that first one sounds like The Wicker Man as a sitcom episode.

[(Anonymous)]

Now I wish I could see a highlights reel of that imaginary sitcom. It would bring new meaning to, for instance, "To the Moon, Alice!"