Cell Phone Conversation at Starbucks While Writing A Battle At Sea

[dr_pretentious]

But I am coming home to cook dinner, love, just as soon as I sink these five ships.

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[puckmls.livejournal.com]

Hey, someone's gotta do it. Sink the ships, I mean. Ya ha!

[skyefyr.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

Remind me not to go sailing with you in your world! Sorry, just had this visual in my head of you hopped up on caffeine playing battleship and doing a mad victory dance in the local starbucks when you accomplished the last sinking.

Thank you for the best giggle of the morning.

[shades-of-nyx.livejournal.com]

Just remember cannons only work when your a'beam of your target! "Pirates of the Carib 2" bothered the hell out of me with the ridiculous naval battles...

[dr-pretentious.livejournal.com]

Canoeing with me on an inland canal on a windless day is dangerous enough! I suspect sailing would go badly.

I confess to doing mad victory dances in the privacy of my hotel room after pitch sessions go well, but when the writing goes well, I'm more likely to gesticulate wildly and cackle. I gather that's a pretty amusing spectacle, too.

[dr-pretentious.livejournal.com]

No cannons. Occasionally a ballista, and eventually rudimentary rockets, but mostly magic. Fortunately, I have twoeleven to be bothered all to hell when I get the military stuff wrong.

[tokeiwakamidesu.livejournal.com]

well really, that's what he gets for marrying a pirate.

[twoeleven.livejournal.com]

hey! that's commandante twoeleven, maximum leader of the howler prevention front -- dedicated to preserving the waking dream of fine stories everywhere! :)